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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 19:20

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the best way to get over your ex?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Is it possible for sisters to have different skin, hair colours, and hair types? E.g. hair= wavy, afro, straight, curly, black, brown, blonde, red. Skin colour: brown, peach, light brown and more.

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

Can it be true that people know your name, not your story, they’ve heard what you’ve done, but not what you’ve been through, so take their opinions of you with a grain of salt?

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why are breasts attractive?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What are the common formulas for improvising ornaments in bel canto singing?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why are Republicans so afraid of a strong leader like Vice President Kamala Harris? Are they worried if she becomes President she will make them look stupid?